Poor Jenson...

"SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie" (sidewaysondirt)
12/23/2015 at 12:56 • Filed to: divorce, jenson button

Can’t get a car that works, can’t get a car that’s fast, can’t get clarity on his contract, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . The guy just can’t catch a break, can he?

DISCUSSION (15)

EL_ULY > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:00

Kinja'd!!!

Uug > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:09

Poor Jenson? Dude, there’s a lot of people out there that are jumping (possibly literally) at the chance to become the next Mrs. Button

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:10

That’s not a forehead. It’s at least a fivehead

RallyWrench > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:17

911e46z06 had a great quote last night, “Homeboy is about to go on a tear unprecedented since the days of James Hunt.” To which I say, let’s hope, because he had a freakin’ awful year between his car, his contract, the scary gassing/robbery, and this. Whatever their reasons for splitting, I hope it’s amicable.

smobgirl > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:23

I like how all of the articles are about his money - she's hardly destitute herself.

DrScientist > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/23/2015 at 13:30

am i the only one who thinks she looks better in her “not-made-up” in the garage photos than in her dolled-up model photos?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > RallyWrench
12/23/2015 at 13:38

OMG, that would be amazing. What would be even better is if as a result of his new “zero fucks given” attitude, he ends up faster than Alonso and drunkenly bragging about it in the post race interviews.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > DrScientist
12/23/2015 at 13:38

I think that’s the case with most women.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Uug
12/23/2015 at 13:39

You can sign me up, but I don’t think he’s be interested.